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This is Sabrina'’s
18th birthday party

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and I want everything
to be perfect.

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18? I can'’t believe it.

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She'’ll be leaving home soon.

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Starting a whole new life.

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Making new friends...

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A new place to live.

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We probably won'’t
see her much anymore.

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She'’ll be too busy to
visit her silly old aunts.

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I'’m home!

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Yeah, but not for long.

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Aah...

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We can'’t let her
see us all teary.

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Happy faces.

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Not the smiling spell, ohh.

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This is going to be
the best year ever.

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I just heard that Libby'’s parents
are sending her to boarding school.

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I guess children of the
corn academy has reopened.

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Now, if you'’ll excuse me,
i'’m off to chocolate town.

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See? She'’s leaving us already.

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Our little witch
is all grown up.

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You still have little me.

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[ Both crying]

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So what do you think
if I put my bed here

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and Valerie'’s bed
up against that wall?

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How about we put Valerie'’s
bed where it belongs...

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With her family in Alaska?

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Salem, i'’m sorry,
but I asked you

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if it'’s okay if Valerie
comes to stay.

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But I thought you said,
"i'’d like to get you a valet."

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Valerie'’s my best friend.

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I can'’t let her finish
high school in Anchorage.

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She looks terrible in mukluks.

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And remember, while
she'’s here, no talking.

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Something in your eye

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or an aneurysm... either
way, take it outside.

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I'’m trying some
non-verbal communication.

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That was morse code for,
"I can'’t believe those aunts

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agreed to let Valerie
come live with us."

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Yeah. Every so often
they'’re shockingly cool.

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I can'’t believe you agreed to
let Valerie come live with us.

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Me? I believe you'’re the
one who said, "gee, it'’d be nice

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to have a mortal around
the house for a change."

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First of all, I never say "gee."

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The point is, we agreed.

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And we'’re just going to
have to learn to get along

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without magic around
the house for nine months.

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It'’s Sabrina'’s
last year at home.

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I want everything to
be... [ Sniffles] Perfect.

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You'’re right.

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In nine months, we can do
all the magic that we want.

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There won'’t be any
teenagers around

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[ sniffling]: To tell us how
uncool and out-of-style we are.

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I can always do that for you.

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Thanks, zellie.

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Don'’t forget the
one from your dad.

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Okay, it'’s not a car, so i'’m
going with my second choice.

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It must be tickets to the
Britney Spears concert.

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Surprise!

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Dad!

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If the rest of you
is in a Porsche

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i'’m the happiest
girl in the world.

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I guess that
explains the air holes.

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Sabrina... ah.

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I'’m afraid my present is
a little bit selfish this year.

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Men'’s shoes again?

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No. I'’m semi-retiring

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from the other
realm foreign service

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so i'’m going to
be settling down.

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I want you to come to
Paris and live with me.

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Live with you?

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Right now?

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Well, of course not.

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She needs time to pack.

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Dad, I Don'’t know what to say.

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I know... how about

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"thanks, but no, thanks."

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Would you excuse us?

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We have to check on those cakes.

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Mmm... huh?

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We can'’t let him do this!

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He can'’t just pop in here
and take our Sabrina away.

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He'’s her father.

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Of course he can.

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We knew this day would come.

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Yes, but not for
a long, long time.

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Oh, it'’s not fair.

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And there are paw
prints all over my cake!

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When i'’m upset, I eat.

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Now, listen, you'’ve
got to promise me

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that you'’re not going to try to
influence Sabrina'’s decision.

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[ Sniffling]: If she
wants to leave us, well...

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Sabrina: Dad,
i'’ll be right back.

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Isn'’t this fantastic?

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Dad said he and Gail live
in the magic quarter in Paris

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and their apartment is
actually inthe Eiffel Tower.

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Think of how many thousands
of Japanese snapshots i'’ll be in!

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[ Sniffling]

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Are you crying?

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Onions.

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New cake recipe.

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Sometimes I just Don'’t
understand Martha Stewart.

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[ Knocking]

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Hey, happy birthday.

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Wow! This must
be a fantastic party.

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You two look like you'’re
having a really good time.

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Whoo-hoo, tickets to the
Britney Spears concert!

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Actually they'’re
parking lot passes.

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We have to listen to
the concert from outside

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but we might get to see her
when she runs to her limo.

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Whoo-hoo, parking lot passes
to the Britney Spears concert!

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You know, Sabrina,

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I think this is going to
be the best year ever.

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And so, I just Don'’t
think I can go right now.

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I mean, there'’s Harvey, and
senior year starts tomorrow

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and I have a friend
moving in with me

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and I hear the French
can be really rude.

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Sabrina, it'’s okay.

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I understand.

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Just promise me
you'’ll think about it.

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I miss having you close by.

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Sabrina: I promise.

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Checking each
other for chiggers.

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Please tell me this means
what I think it means.

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That my mother was right

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and I should have
taken those classes

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to become a court reporter?

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No. That Mr. Kraft
is not coming back

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thus proving that
prayers are answered.

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They told me to take
his name off the door.

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New vice-principal starts today.

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No Libby, no kraft.

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So, this is what
it'’s like to peak.

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Hey, guess what?

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Well, if my day keeps
going the way it'’s been going

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you'’ve got gold for me?

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No, but I have news.

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You remember Brad?

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Your best friend who
moved back to Texas?

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The guy who used to burn
ants with a magnifying glass?

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That'’s the guy, and he'’s back.

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Come on. I can'’t wait
for you to meet him.

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Oh! Glad to see you learned
to catch while I was gone.

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Hi, Brad.

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Oh, hey, right back
at you, Courtney.

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Hey, Brad, i'’d like
you to meet Sabrina.

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Sabrina? Oh, it'’s about ti...

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Hi.

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Hey, Joey!

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Nice to meet you, too.

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Isn'’t he great?

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Yeah. Good thing I
Don'’t have a thorax.

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Why can'’t we just put all
this stuff in the basement

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with the rest of the junk?

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Well, because we have
to pack up all our potions

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before Valerie arrives

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so I thought we might
as well go through them.

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For example, this frog'’s
tongue expired in 1872.

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Salem: Help!

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Fire!

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Help! Help!

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Salem! That'’s a real toaster.

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I packed up the
magic one this morning.

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It'’s only for toast.

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Well, that'’s stupid.

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You ordered a king-size
cat bed with magic fingers?

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And where do you
expect to put that, hef?

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Sabrina'’s room.

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It'’s custom, so you have to
order it months in advance.

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In advance of what?

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Sabrina going away to college.

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While you sob sisters have
been sniveling at the thought of it

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i'’ve been planning ahead.

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Nine months and Salem'’s
getting his own pad.

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Yeah, baby!

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Good luck opening the door.

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Guh?

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Hey. So you excited to
be back in westbridge?

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Must be great to know
everyone missed you...

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Yeah, so whatever.

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Okay, if he calls me a freak

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I know Libby got hold
of some male hormones.

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Hey, there'’s Brad.

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He saved us a seat.

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I think he saved youa seat.

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Harvey, I really Don'’t
think he likes me.

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What are you talking about?

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Of course he likes you.

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Hey, could we make
some room for Sabrina?

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Yeah, sure.

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See?

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I was just getting up.

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See?

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Hey, Brad...

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Do you have some kind
of problem with Sabrina?

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Sabrina?

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She'’s cool. Why?

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No reason.

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Forget about it.

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He thinks you'’re great.

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Zelda: All we'’ve been doing is
sittingaround the house, crying.

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Why Don'’t we go out somewhere
fun and cheer ourselves up?

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That'’s a great idea.

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Hey, you know, that
revival house downtown

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is playing a fabulous
double feature...

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Terms of endearment
and Sophie'’s choice.

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Perfect. I could use a good cry.

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Brad: Kinkle, think fast!

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Don'’t forget... My place, 7:30.

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We'’ll be there.

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What'’s going on at 7:30?

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I thought we had a date.

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The guys are having this
"welcome back" thing for Brad

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and I figured we could
combine it with our date.

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Shoot, and I was
hoping we could go out

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for Chinese water torture.

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Hey, what'’s this problem
you have with Brad?

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The only problem
I have with Brad

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is that Brad has a
problem with me.

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I can kind of see why.

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You'’re not being
very welcoming.

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Oh, yeah, that whole friendly
thing I do is so off-putting.

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Fine. We won'’t go to Brad'’s
house and have fun; We'’ll go out.

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Maybe I Don'’t want to go out.

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Great, '’cause I Don'’t
think I want to take you out.

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Great.

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Not great.

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Hey!

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Mr. Kraft?

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What are you doing here?

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You'’re not
vice-principal anymore.

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True.

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Ineffectual, purely a figurehead

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vice-principal kraft is no more.

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Now it is all-seeing,
all-powerful principalkraft.

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Principal?!

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What am i... job?

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[ Chuckling]

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This is going to be
the best year ever.

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Hello?

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Crisis!

242
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Aunt hilda?

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Aunt Zelda?

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Where is everybody?

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Oh, they'’re having fun
at the movies and dinner

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as opposed to being
here where they should be

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while i'’m having a
force-five freak-out!

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Salem, i'’m in full crisis mode!

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Yuh-huh.

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Do you think

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a mirrored ceiling
would be too much

252
00:09:28,103 --> 00:09:29,034
or just enough?

253
00:09:29,103 --> 00:09:30,379
Salem!

254
00:09:30,448 --> 00:09:32,862
[ Phone rings]

255
00:09:32,931 --> 00:09:35,344
If this is someone trying
to switch my long-distance

256
00:09:35,413 --> 00:09:36,965
I swear... Valerie?

257
00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:39,103
Oh, thank goodness,
someone to talk to!

258
00:09:39,172 --> 00:09:40,448
Listen, Mr. Kraft

259
00:09:40,517 --> 00:09:41,827
is principal.

260
00:09:41,896 --> 00:09:43,551
Harvey has this obnoxious friend

261
00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:45,068
and we had a huge fight...

262
00:09:45,137 --> 00:09:48,034
Wait. Aren'’t you
supposed to be on a plane?

263
00:09:48,103 --> 00:09:50,034
What?!

264
00:09:50,103 --> 00:09:52,689
No. Of course I understand.

265
00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:54,034
Sure.

266
00:09:54,103 --> 00:09:55,482
Okay. Bye.

267
00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:56,793
Valerie'’s not coming.

268
00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:58,517
She can'’t leave her family.

269
00:09:58,586 --> 00:10:01,517
Yes! Look who'’s talking now!

270
00:10:01,586 --> 00:10:05,000
This is going to be the
worst year of my life!

271
00:10:05,068 --> 00:10:07,000
Unless...

272
00:10:07,068 --> 00:10:08,228
Sabrina, where are you going?

273
00:10:09,965 --> 00:10:11,655
Paris.

274
00:10:15,172 --> 00:10:20,551
Dear Harvey, the view
from my dad'’s apartment is...

275
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,724
Uh, my dad'’s apartment
is located in the eiffel...

276
00:10:26,931 --> 00:10:28,896
The cheese is great.

277
00:10:32,275 --> 00:10:34,965
Ah! Bonjour, cherie.

278
00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:36,034
Bonjour!

279
00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:37,310
Hey, Melvin, you want me

280
00:10:37,379 --> 00:10:38,827
to get you some food?

281
00:10:38,896 --> 00:10:40,379
Gail: That'’s your
stepbrother'’s job.

282
00:10:40,448 --> 00:10:41,862
Donald!

283
00:10:43,586 --> 00:10:44,586
[ Scoffing]

284
00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:46,034
Thank you!

285
00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:47,803
Silly me. I was going
to do it the mortal way

286
00:10:47,827 --> 00:10:49,482
but then, i'’m so bourgeois.

287
00:10:49,551 --> 00:10:50,758
Okay, we better get going

288
00:10:50,827 --> 00:10:53,310
if we want to beat the
crowds at eurodisney again.

289
00:10:53,379 --> 00:10:54,827
I'’ll get Donald.

290
00:10:54,896 --> 00:10:56,275
Oh, actually, I
was kind of hoping

291
00:10:56,344 --> 00:10:57,620
i'’d be starting school today.

292
00:10:57,689 --> 00:11:01,413
Oh, honey, i'’m sorry... I
keep forgetting to look into that.

293
00:11:01,482 --> 00:11:04,068
Look, why Don'’t I
just zap you in a tutor?

294
00:11:04,137 --> 00:11:05,241
You like Einstein?

295
00:11:05,310 --> 00:11:07,103
Thanks, but... you
know, even if kids here

296
00:11:07,172 --> 00:11:09,310
do considering bathing
a quirky personality trait

297
00:11:09,379 --> 00:11:11,965
I really think i'’d rather be
going to a regular high school

298
00:11:12,034 --> 00:11:13,275
with kids my own age.

299
00:11:13,344 --> 00:11:16,241
You are definitely your
mortal mother'’s daughter.

300
00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:17,517
All right, let'’s go.

301
00:11:17,586 --> 00:11:20,103
Uh, actually, I think i'’m
going to hang out here today.

302
00:11:20,172 --> 00:11:21,517
I'’m feeling a little homesick.

303
00:11:21,586 --> 00:11:23,655
Or maybe it'’s the cream
sauce from breakfast.

304
00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:27,068
Well, you can always check up
on people on the mortal channel.

305
00:11:27,137 --> 00:11:29,275
I mean, I paid for
the premium package.

306
00:11:29,344 --> 00:11:30,965
Somebody might as well use it.

307
00:11:32,551 --> 00:11:33,793
Yeah...

308
00:11:33,862 --> 00:11:37,137
Watching people who probably
Don'’t care less that i'’m gone...

309
00:11:37,206 --> 00:11:38,482
That'’ll cheer me up.

310
00:11:38,551 --> 00:11:40,620
We'’ll have a good
day together, won'’t we?

311
00:11:40,689 --> 00:11:42,275
Just you and
me... right, Melvin?

312
00:11:42,344 --> 00:11:44,344
Melvin?

313
00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:45,827
Yo, kinkle! Think fast!

314
00:11:45,896 --> 00:11:47,551
Hey, you know you'’ve been

315
00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:49,827
wearing that shirt
for three days?

316
00:11:49,896 --> 00:11:50,965
Four.

317
00:11:51,034 --> 00:11:54,482
This is what I was wearing
the last time I saw Sabrina.

318
00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:56,172
Yeah, get it all in there.

319
00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:59,827
What are you doing
to Sabrina'’s locker?!

320
00:11:59,896 --> 00:12:02,827
Erasing every last memory
and molecule of miss spellman.

321
00:12:06,103 --> 00:12:07,872
I Don'’t know if I want
to check up on Harvey.

322
00:12:07,896 --> 00:12:09,965
I mean, we had that stupid fight

323
00:12:10,034 --> 00:12:12,172
and he probably
doesn'’t even miss me.

324
00:12:12,241 --> 00:12:15,482
All right, quit
badgering me... I'’ll look.

325
00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:19,724
Well, he seems to be
keeping his anguish in check.

326
00:12:19,793 --> 00:12:22,413
Apparently, the
healing has begun.

327
00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:25,068
He is soover me.

328
00:12:31,344 --> 00:12:32,931
Okay, thank you, Mr. Kinkle

329
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,275
for helping me demonstrate

330
00:12:34,344 --> 00:12:36,000
how stimulating
the nervous system

331
00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:38,758
can provoke an
involuntary response...

332
00:12:38,827 --> 00:12:40,620
In this case, laughter.

333
00:12:40,689 --> 00:12:43,689
Sabrina'’s ticklish
behind the ears.

334
00:12:43,758 --> 00:12:47,206
And may I recommend
a strong antifungal?

335
00:12:47,275 --> 00:12:50,310
Oh, I hate substituting.

336
00:12:50,379 --> 00:12:51,551
[ Sobbing]

337
00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:54,000
Hilda, please, pull
yourself together.

338
00:12:54,068 --> 00:12:55,724
You'’ve got to stop crying.

339
00:12:55,793 --> 00:12:56,793
Why?

340
00:12:56,862 --> 00:12:59,448
Because whenever
I see you doing it

341
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:02,206
[ sobbing]: I start.

342
00:13:02,275 --> 00:13:03,793
Oh, sure. Blame me.

343
00:13:03,862 --> 00:13:06,275
Yeah, it'’s all hilda'’s fault.

344
00:13:06,344 --> 00:13:10,172
I'’m sorry. I Don'’t mean
to take it out on you.

345
00:13:10,241 --> 00:13:11,758
You'’re all I have.

346
00:13:11,827 --> 00:13:14,000
Think how I feel.

347
00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:16,862
You'’re all ihave.

348
00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:21,931
Here.

349
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,172
Help with these boxes.

350
00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:26,379
It'’s good to keep busy.

351
00:13:26,448 --> 00:13:28,793
And be careful, there
are potions in there.

352
00:13:28,862 --> 00:13:30,620
I know. You Don'’t
always have to...

353
00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:31,931
[ Gasping]

354
00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:38,310
Want to wreak
havoc in Gotham city?

355
00:13:38,379 --> 00:13:40,655
Well, Harvey might
not care that i'’m gone

356
00:13:40,724 --> 00:13:42,379
but i'’m sure my aunts miss me.

357
00:13:48,137 --> 00:13:50,931
Uncontrollable laughter must
be one of the stages of grief.

358
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:51,931
You looked ridiculous.

359
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,000
Who, me?

360
00:13:53,034 --> 00:13:55,586
You should have seen you.

361
00:13:55,655 --> 00:13:56,896
[ Quacking]

362
00:13:56,965 --> 00:14:00,793
They'’re so happy i'’m
gone, they'’re giddy!

363
00:14:00,862 --> 00:14:03,413
Wait, wait... do you
hear something?

364
00:14:03,482 --> 00:14:05,034
I hear crying.

365
00:14:05,103 --> 00:14:06,206
Salem?

366
00:14:06,275 --> 00:14:08,827
Finally, someone misses me.

367
00:14:08,896 --> 00:14:11,482
Granted, I would have bet big
money it wouldn'’t be the cat.

368
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:14,517
[ Sobbing]

369
00:14:14,586 --> 00:14:16,896
Salem, are you all right?

370
00:14:16,965 --> 00:14:20,344
Oh... tell Zelda
what'’s the matter.

371
00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:23,206
It'’s... it'’s...

372
00:14:23,275 --> 00:14:26,344
It'’s the drapes.

373
00:14:26,413 --> 00:14:27,896
They clash with
the new comforter

374
00:14:27,965 --> 00:14:30,655
and I can'’t return them.

375
00:14:30,724 --> 00:14:32,241
[ Sobbing]

376
00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:34,827
My bed'’s not even cold
and he'’s moving in already.

377
00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:37,416
You know, it seems like the only
person who'’s excited to see me

378
00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:38,931
is my dad.

379
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,413
I'’ve got to do everything
possible to try to fit in here.

380
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,000
What do you think?

381
00:14:44,068 --> 00:14:46,275
You'’re dead,
aren'’t you, Melvin?

382
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,413
You self-absorbed cat.

383
00:14:48,482 --> 00:14:50,310
I know that'’s redundant.

384
00:14:50,379 --> 00:14:51,620
Okay, truth time.

385
00:14:51,689 --> 00:14:54,034
I Don'’t care about curtains.

386
00:14:54,103 --> 00:14:56,586
I'’m upset because
I miss Sabrina.

387
00:14:56,655 --> 00:14:59,517
Everything in here
reminds me of her.

388
00:14:59,586 --> 00:15:01,413
Because it ishers!

389
00:15:01,482 --> 00:15:04,310
I miss my sabrini.

390
00:15:04,379 --> 00:15:06,344
Oh.

391
00:15:06,413 --> 00:15:08,896
"Sabrini"?

392
00:15:08,965 --> 00:15:10,206
And so i'’ve been rethinking

393
00:15:10,275 --> 00:15:11,827
this whole mortal
high school thing:

394
00:15:11,896 --> 00:15:13,379
Learning English as
a second language

395
00:15:13,448 --> 00:15:15,172
downing goose liver
and snail sandwiches...

396
00:15:15,241 --> 00:15:16,275
No, thank you.

397
00:15:16,344 --> 00:15:18,551
Sabrina, this doesn'’t
sound like you.

398
00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:20,793
Oh, really? Don'’t you
recognize my voice?

399
00:15:20,862 --> 00:15:22,103
Are you unhappy here?

400
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,310
No, not at all.

401
00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:25,551
It'’s just... well, I
was supposed to go

402
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,724
to this Britney
Spears concert, and...

403
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:28,931
Say no more!

404
00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:32,965
♪ You'’re so into me ♪

405
00:15:33,034 --> 00:15:37,137
♪ that i'’m the only
one you will see ♪

406
00:15:37,206 --> 00:15:42,103
♪ tell me i'’m not in the blue ♪

407
00:15:42,172 --> 00:15:46,655
♪ oh, that i'’m not a-wastin'’
my feelings on you ♪

408
00:15:46,724 --> 00:15:49,620
This is so cool!

409
00:15:49,689 --> 00:15:51,931
♪ Every time I look at you

410
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,103
♪ my heart is jumpin'’ ♪

411
00:15:54,172 --> 00:15:56,000
♪ what can I do?

412
00:15:56,068 --> 00:15:59,172
♪ You drive me crazy,
I just can'’t sleep ♪

413
00:15:59,241 --> 00:16:03,000
It'’s good to see
you smile again.

414
00:16:03,068 --> 00:16:06,241
♪ I'’m so excited,
i'’m in too deep ♪

415
00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:11,517
♪ whoa, crazy,
but it feels all right ♪

416
00:16:11,586 --> 00:16:13,079
♪ baby, thinkin'’ of you
keeps me up all night ♪

417
00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:16,206
Okay, now it'’s just weird.

418
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:17,931
[ Music stops]

419
00:16:19,034 --> 00:16:20,862
You'’re not enjoying
this, are you?

420
00:16:20,931 --> 00:16:22,241
No, it'’s great, it'’s just...

421
00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:24,448
You know, it'’s not
that much fun alone.

422
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:25,827
Tell me about it.

423
00:16:25,896 --> 00:16:28,103
Like you'’d know; You'’re
always surrounded by people.

424
00:16:28,172 --> 00:16:30,689
And sometimes, that'’s
the loneliest place to be.

425
00:16:30,758 --> 00:16:33,000
You know, maybe that'’s
why i'’ve been having

426
00:16:33,068 --> 00:16:35,103
these weird one-on-one
dreams so often.

427
00:16:35,172 --> 00:16:36,206
They drive me crazy.

428
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:38,655
So what am I supposed to do?

429
00:16:38,724 --> 00:16:41,275
I mean, I can'’t tell my
dad I want to go back home.

430
00:16:41,344 --> 00:16:42,896
Why not? You know,
he needs to realize

431
00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:44,325
you'’re not fitting
in, and besides

432
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,000
you came here for
all the wrong reasons.

433
00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:47,268
Okay, we'’ll do it your way...

434
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,310
Right foot first.

435
00:16:48,344 --> 00:16:49,275
Easier, huh?

436
00:16:49,344 --> 00:16:50,827
Uh, not really.

437
00:16:50,896 --> 00:16:52,696
So, what do you mean,
"all the wrong reasons"?

438
00:16:52,724 --> 00:16:53,793
Well, it sounds like to me

439
00:16:53,862 --> 00:16:55,702
that you'’re running
away from your problems...

440
00:16:55,758 --> 00:16:57,103
Taking the easy way out.

441
00:16:57,172 --> 00:16:59,424
"Taking the easy way out"...
That'’s a great idea for a song.

442
00:16:59,448 --> 00:17:00,448
Dibs on royalties.

443
00:17:05,034 --> 00:17:06,724
Could I go home now?

444
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:07,862
Sure.

445
00:17:07,931 --> 00:17:09,275
Thanks.

446
00:17:09,344 --> 00:17:11,862
Great voice, but
she really needs

447
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,000
to work on the dance moves.

448
00:17:14,068 --> 00:17:15,517
Sabrina, I need to talk to you.

449
00:17:15,586 --> 00:17:17,206
Oh, dad, I need
to talk to you, too.

450
00:17:17,275 --> 00:17:18,310
I have to go to pluto.

451
00:17:18,379 --> 00:17:19,241
You first.

452
00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:20,896
A civil war has
broken out there.

453
00:17:20,965 --> 00:17:24,103
Unfortunately, it means i'’m
going to be gone for quite a while.

454
00:17:24,172 --> 00:17:26,793
You'’re welcome to stay
here with Gail and Donald

455
00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:28,793
but I think you might
be much happier...

456
00:17:28,862 --> 00:17:29,655
Back home.

457
00:17:29,724 --> 00:17:30,758
Yeah.

458
00:17:30,827 --> 00:17:32,758
Thanks.

459
00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:35,000
Sabrina: Hello! I'’m home!

460
00:17:38,344 --> 00:17:40,172
Where is everybody?

461
00:17:40,241 --> 00:17:42,286
I can'’t believe aunt hilda
and aunt Zelda went out again.

462
00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:44,275
Dad told them I
was coming home...

463
00:17:44,344 --> 00:17:46,103
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

464
00:17:47,103 --> 00:17:48,931
Oh, welcome home, honey.

465
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,275
We missed you.

466
00:17:50,344 --> 00:17:51,655
Sabrini!

467
00:17:51,724 --> 00:17:53,206
"Sabrini"?

468
00:17:53,275 --> 00:17:54,413
I'’m so happy you'’re back!

469
00:17:54,482 --> 00:17:55,896
Put me down. Sorry.

470
00:17:55,965 --> 00:17:57,310
I'’m so glad to be back

471
00:17:57,379 --> 00:17:59,620
and i'’m so glad
you'’re glad i'’m back.

472
00:17:59,689 --> 00:18:01,448
There are paw prints in my cake.

473
00:18:01,517 --> 00:18:03,275
When i'’m happy, I eat.

474
00:18:03,344 --> 00:18:05,413
I guess we can all thank
that civil war on pluto.

475
00:18:05,482 --> 00:18:06,862
Is that what it was?

476
00:18:06,931 --> 00:18:09,310
Would you excuse
us for a moment?

477
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,655
But I... I want cake.

478
00:18:13,724 --> 00:18:15,931
It'’s the other way.

479
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000
All right, spill.

480
00:18:18,068 --> 00:18:21,965
Did you have anything to
do with this civil war on pluto?

481
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,586
Define "anything."

482
00:18:24,655 --> 00:18:26,931
Well, I might have
made a few phone calls

483
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,137
to some ne'’er-do-well friends
who owe me a favor or two

484
00:18:30,206 --> 00:18:32,931
but I only did it because
I wanted Sabrina back.

485
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,586
You aren'’t going to turn me
into the witches'’ council, are you?

486
00:18:36,655 --> 00:18:39,448
Well, something has to be done.

487
00:18:40,793 --> 00:18:43,758
How about I fry you
up a thick salmon filet?

488
00:18:43,827 --> 00:18:45,758
[ Gasping]

489
00:18:45,827 --> 00:18:48,482
All those years of warmongering

490
00:18:48,551 --> 00:18:53,000
and this is the first time
anyone'’s ever said "thank you."

491
00:18:55,413 --> 00:18:57,413
I can'’t believe you'’re back.

492
00:18:57,482 --> 00:18:59,034
I missed you so much.

493
00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:00,206
I missed you, too

494
00:19:00,275 --> 00:19:02,827
but you have to let go,
or I can'’t get in my locker.

495
00:19:02,896 --> 00:19:04,275
Promise you won'’t
go away again?

496
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,689
I promise... and promise
you'’ll change your shirt.

497
00:19:06,758 --> 00:19:08,448
Hey, Brad, look who'’s back.

498
00:19:08,517 --> 00:19:09,689
Oh, hey, Sabrina.

499
00:19:09,758 --> 00:19:12,172
Hi, Brad! Thanks,
Paris was great.

500
00:19:12,241 --> 00:19:13,862
I so Don'’t get him.

501
00:19:13,931 --> 00:19:14,862
Hey, Brad.

502
00:19:14,931 --> 00:19:15,931
Hey, what'’s up, partner?

503
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,103
You know, you got to
start being nicer to Sabrina.

504
00:19:18,172 --> 00:19:20,379
I said, "hey, Sabrina."

505
00:19:20,448 --> 00:19:23,068
Yeah, but next time when
you say, "hey, Sabrina"

506
00:19:23,137 --> 00:19:25,724
you got to say it like
you mean, "hey, Sabrina!"

507
00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:27,793
You must really love this girl.

508
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,379
Yeah.

509
00:19:29,448 --> 00:19:31,413
Don'’t tell coach.

510
00:19:31,482 --> 00:19:32,655
Oh, no.

511
00:19:32,724 --> 00:19:36,827
Yep, this is going to
be the best year ever.

512
00:19:36,896 --> 00:19:41,000
Miss spellman, what
are you doing back here?

513
00:19:41,068 --> 00:19:43,034
♪ You drive me crazy

514
00:19:43,103 --> 00:19:45,137
♪ I just can'’t sleep... ♪

515
00:19:45,206 --> 00:19:46,758
What'’s the matter?

516
00:19:46,827 --> 00:19:49,137
Didn'’t you ever see
anybody get jiggy before?

517
00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:59,137
Harvey: You know, this was fun

518
00:19:59,206 --> 00:20:01,344
even though we didn'’t
get to see the show.

519
00:20:01,413 --> 00:20:02,655
Sabrina: Well, yeah

520
00:20:02,724 --> 00:20:04,275
but I almost heard one song.

521
00:20:04,344 --> 00:20:06,655
This has been the
best birthday ever.

522
00:20:06,724 --> 00:20:08,517
Hey, look, there she is!

523
00:20:08,586 --> 00:20:10,206
[ All cheering]

524
00:20:14,586 --> 00:20:16,068
Wow, Sabrina!

525
00:20:16,137 --> 00:20:18,310
She looked at you
like she knew you!

526
00:20:18,379 --> 00:20:19,689
Yeah.

527
00:20:19,758 --> 00:20:21,241
In her dreams.

528
00:20:25,551 --> 00:20:27,827
They shoot horses, Don'’t they?

529
00:20:32,724 --> 00:20:34,896
♪ Baby, i'’m so into you ♪

530
00:20:34,965 --> 00:20:37,344
♪ you got that something

531
00:20:37,413 --> 00:20:39,586
♪ what can I do?

532
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,034
♪ Baby

533
00:20:42,103 --> 00:20:45,137
♪ you spin me around

534
00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:46,793
♪ the earth is movin'’ ♪

535
00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:49,655
♪ but I can'’t feel the ground ♪

536
00:20:49,724 --> 00:20:54,034
♪ every time you look at me

537
00:20:54,103 --> 00:20:58,275
♪ my heart is jumpin'’,
it'’s easy to see ♪

538
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:01,241
♪ you drive me crazy

539
00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:03,482
♪ I just can'’t sleep ♪

540
00:21:03,551 --> 00:21:05,896
♪ i'’m so excited ♪

541
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,655
♪ i'’m in too deep ♪

542
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:13,448
♪ oh, it'’s crazy
but it feels all right ♪

543
00:21:13,517 --> 00:21:16,862
♪ baby, thinkin'’ of you
keeps me up all night ♪